Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Reallieties: Bullshit, The Sureilla Enigma, and the Motherfucking Facts

The Sureilla Enigma

Check this: S U R E I L L A.
Reverse: A L L I E R U S

What the fuck does it mean?  

Possibilities, sis:

ALLIE R US (Like Toys 'R' Us) ... NO 
ALLIE RUS(SIAN) ... NO
ALLIE RULES (Just dropped the L and E) ... NO 
ALLIE RUBY UNITED STATES ... NO
A Joining of ALLIE and WALRUS: ALLIERUS ... NO

OKAY
WHAT I THINK IT REALLY MEANS: 

What we know is that EILLA is ALLIE backwards.  
Overlapping with EILLA is the word SURE.

HENCE:
SURE BACKWARDS ALLIE
SURE REVERSE ALLIE
SURE MIRRORED ALLIE

SURE ALLIE IN THE MIRROR

You Tricky Devil, You.

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 The Motherfucking Facts

Allie MacDonald is not a household name.
She is more like us than THEM.
She is not paparazzi stalked.
She is a triple threat.
She doesn't know what she doesn't know.
She is the most interesting woman in the world.

Okay, maybe that last line is a bullshit fact.

Thing is, she is most interesting to me right now.

Bullshit

Sureilla tags all her work as bullshit.  
Don't take it too seriously, right?
It's just bullshit.
Wrong.
After all, why commit so much time to bullshit?
It still is bullshit, mind you. 
But so is everything else artistic.
Maybe everything, period.
Allie is owning and pointing this out.
Allie sees bullshit in the mirror.

Probably on the screen.
On tape.
In the binary wasteland.
Awards.
Festivals.

Ones and Zeroes=Bullshit.
Paycheck=Bullshit.
Bullshit=Bullshit.

Yes, the bullshit label is bullshit.
But it's still bullshit.

Ruby June and Matilda is the only thing not bullshit, 
and Kaela and family, I guess.
Soon I'll be there, just wait.

Allie MacDonald is a bullshit artist, and her bullshit hasn't even been particularly award winning.  I'm not sure if that's a source of pride or disappointment, or (probably) both.  But there are those of us who dig her bullshit.  The camera just makes Allie's bullshit more palatable. 

Well, honestly, I don't dig the bullshit that much.  I dig the girl.  The bullshit is exactly that.  I just want to cuddle and hold hands and hug and poke the cheeks and be with the girl.  I see past the bullshit.  The only reason why I give the bullshit any time is because it's the closest I can come to the actual girl with any regularity as of this point in my life.  

The bullshit is a poor substitute but it's better than nothing.  

And, on that note, I want to participate in the bullshit purveying.  I think Allie and I would make a great bullshitting team.  I could see myself writing a screenplay (bullshit) designed for Allie.  The film industry proves that bullshit is best when it's a collaborative process and there is passion involved.  That's me, honeybitch. 

Of course, the funny thing about bullshit artists is that they don't always catch their own bullshit.  In order to sell your bullshit you have to believe it in on some level.  Become it.  Smell it.  Sometimes an artist is so good at constructing bullshit that they begin to actually believe it.  When your bullshit becomes your truth, does the truth become bullshit?  Truth as bullshit is an interesting conundrum.  And, in fact, many philosophers would say that truth is bullshit.

I'm cutting through the shit.
Allie, you're the only bullshit I'm interested in having in my life.   

Sure.  Allie in the mirror.  Best bullshit artist ever.  Haha.

Fuck Reality, I choose Realliety.


2 comments:

  1. I read a comment about Allie, congratulating her on the fact that she's not just a pretty face, but she is talented as well. I'd love her if she was just a pretty face. That kind of discrimination don't fly with me. Talent is just part of the bullshit briefcase. But I do appreciate it, too. Fuck it, you know friendship and whatever more is what I'm really hankering for.

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  2. Above, "don't" should've been "doesn't." And maybe she's just SURE-ILLA (The Godzilla of Being Sure). But I think not. And then there's the all interpretations are valid BS that must be escaped.

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