Publicity fees, please. Thank you very much. As you will see, this is no less than New York Times quality shit.
She didn't think anyone would notice. She thought her past would stay in the past. She thought it was safe to do whatever doing needs safety. She thought wrong.
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And now prepare to be anally probed by the Alliens! DUH Duh Da DUHHHHHH!
First Up: Master Class Performance from (drum roll, please)...............................:
The Listener (Season 2, Episode 8)
|Can you say acting prop?|
|Sexiest baby thief/would-be baby killer ever.|
|Dude, baby! You're scaring Allie.|
|Sex on the beach with a fugitive baby thief and would-be killer. Not an entirely bad proposition.|
|Dufus! Hang up, already.|
|A baby and a knife. Am I dreaming?|
|A briefcase, too. For the baby?|
|Blah blah...the point...yadda yadda yadda.|
Next, a very sentimental appearance for me. The first time I laid eyes on her. Came home and my parents were watching this episode and I was like: Who is that? Gotta look her up. Was underwhelmed by the filmography at the time, saddy sad sad.
Alphas (Season 2, Episode 7): She plays a girl that gets brainwashed, Professor X style, into doing things his way.
|It's okay. Keep breathing.|
|Like, I'm so into you.|
|Why are the good ones always gay?|
|This is like exactly the first shot, definitely the scene, I saw her.|
|Just wait til I introduce you to Shrewsureilla, naughty boy!|
|Oh...David Strathairn is so cute.|
|This isn't a Stepford Wives audition.|
|Taking your clothes off won't change my mind.|
|Seriously, I'm gay. She was trying to straighten me out (bitch).|
Haven (Season 3, Episode 6): No explanation necessary.
|Okay. Little Bo Peep and Farmer John. Looks like a good porn setup to me.|
|Isn't she taking this role a little too seriously?|
|Waiting for some kinky rod action. But they're not even looking at each other? What kind of porn is this?!|
|Bitch. Little Bo Peep does not get to be hotter than the cheerleader.|
|A fucking snuff film?! I'm not like that! WTF?|
Lost Girl (Season 3, Episode 8): She plays some kind of creature who is enslaved to produce profitable tears.
|Is this what they mean by S&M?|
|I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.|
|Hey, wasn't that in the September Edition of Vogue?|
|"My tears make people happy."|
|"Will there be boys?"|
|You know what the Borg say about resistance?|
|So this is what it feels like to be held by a real man.|
|I hope nobody noticed the smile. Gotta appear stressed out.|
|Free the Alliens! So weird and so adorable.|
Longmire (Season 2, Episode 2): She plays a hooker servicing truckers and other rest stop desperate types.
|You fit right in, gal.|
|Gum-chewing, don't give a shit cool.|
|Yup, that's right.|
|Alliens like big earrings.|
|You don't have that kind of money!|
|Are you playing footsie with the chair...?|
|Background seniors relieve the foreground sexiness.|
|Friendly punch, Allie MacDonald style.|
|Just a whole lot of good.|
|She's living it up with her band while the guy in the next room is getting bad news. Bad Allien!|
|Pop that pill.|
|Gestural, as always. Or is it a Moonwalk?|
|Come join the band. Come on the road with us.|
|You'll get laid every night.|
He turns her down, but not me.
Sadly, the episode of King was not ready yet. Soon, though.
Hey, if the Alliens invade, I'll just throw my hands up in surrender and say: "Take me."